comedycentral:

Republicans in Kansas are supporting the Democratic candidate for governor. Click here to watch Jessica Williams investigate.

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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takealettermaria:

take all my fucking money

mainheaux:

OH MY GOD

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

"Freddy’s dead."

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Member (Rachel Talalay, 1991)

starlords:

So that was Mrs Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There’s more to life than a little money, ya know. Don’t ya know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day. Well. I just don’t understand it.

favourite movie monologues - Frances McDormand in Fargo (1996)

i’m a recovering crackhead, this is my retarded sister that i take care of. i’d like some welfare, please.

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

holdyourghost:

welcometothepokemoncenter:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT GOODWILL

omg please watch this